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Joke Contest

Posted on: July 27, 2008 11:29 pm

The winner will win some fabulous prize of my chosing. Lets see how you can do.  Here is my first post to get the pump primed. Lets see whatcha got!

An Indian from the area in British Columbia recently celebrated his 100th birthday. In celebration of the signifigant event, the only indian from his tribe to ever reach that ripe old age, they made 100 cups of tea from all over the world for him to try.  Sadly, the 100 year old Indian was found dead the next morning in his teepee.

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Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 27, 2008 11:46 pm

Joke Contest

A true Bobby Knight story recalled as best as can be remembered from the "Morning Briefing" section of the L.A. Times: In the 1980 <a class="kLink" oncontextmenu="return false;" id="KonaLink2" onmouseover="adlinkMouseOver(event,this,2);" style="POSITION: static; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,2);" onmouseout="adlinkMouseOut(event,this,2);" href="http://www.basketball-plays-and-tips.com/joke-gallery.html#" target="_top">Olympics, the U.S. basketball team, coached by Knight, played and beat the Chinese team handily. When asked about the win, Bobby said, "It was a lot of fun playing the Chinese, but an hour later, we wanted to play them again."

I'm hungry!



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Since: Jul 16, 2008
Posted on: July 27, 2008 11:48 pm

Joke Contest

Sorry about the past garbage!



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Since: Jan 21, 2008
Posted on: July 28, 2008 10:43 am

Joke Contest

Three nuns died and were standing at the Pearly Gates.  Saint Peter comes to the gates and says they must answer a question before they are allowed in.  He asks the fist one, "Who was the first man?"  She replies, "That's easy.  It was Adam."  The trumpets blare and Peter tells her to enter.

Saint Peter then asks the second nun, "Who was the first woman?"  She replies, "That's an easy one.  It was Eve."  The trumpets blare and she is allowed in.

Saint Peter asks the third nun, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"  The nun stands there for a minute, scratches her head and says, "That's a hard one."  The trumpets blare and the gates open.



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